I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
This poor cat.
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One of the most wonderful experiences I’ve had in my Disney career happened today.
I’ve been feeling a bit ill today; I’m weak, feel disoriented and feel as if my skin were burning hot, so being a roustabout (floor stocker) wasn’t quite helping the situation, and…
Bless this CM.
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
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- Peter: Are you being shy? Because you shouldn't.
- Me [hands on hips]: I'm not shy!
- Peter [copying me]: Well good! I don't like your shirt!
- Me [looks down at Snow white being kissed by the prince on my shirt]: Well my peter pan shirt was dirty.
- Peter: Ohhh, okay, that's 'kay then. What's your phone say?
- Me: 'I've got disney blood running in my veins'
- Peter: Oh! Are you related to Walt? you know, skinny guy with the mustache [puts his finger under his nose]. He used to yell at me a lot.
- Me: No, I'm not
- Peter [looks a little bummed]: Oh, well I was going to say that if you saw him around to come visit me because I miss him.
- Me [rolling in the feels]: ...
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
someone said it
I like a girl with a vagina.
This is everything Ive ever wanted in life.. Ahhh im crying :’)
Figure skating faces appreciation post at its best.
why aren’t we talking about the fact that this athlete is taking 4 puppies and their mother home. bc it is fucking adorable.
Anna Kendrick + The Wink
CAn u nOt