Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
This poor cat.
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One of the most wonderful experiences I’ve had in my Disney career happened today.
I’ve been feeling a bit ill today; I’m weak, feel disoriented and feel as if my skin were burning hot, so being a roustabout (floor stocker) wasn’t quite helping the situation, and…
Bless this CM.
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
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- Peter: Are you being shy? Because you shouldn't.
- Me [hands on hips]: I'm not shy!
- Peter [copying me]: Well good! I don't like your shirt!
- Me [looks down at Snow white being kissed by the prince on my shirt]: Well my peter pan shirt was dirty.
- Peter: Ohhh, okay, that's 'kay then. What's your phone say?
- Me: 'I've got disney blood running in my veins'
- Peter: Oh! Are you related to Walt? you know, skinny guy with the mustache [puts his finger under his nose]. He used to yell at me a lot.
- Me: No, I'm not
- Peter [looks a little bummed]: Oh, well I was going to say that if you saw him around to come visit me because I miss him.
- Me [rolling in the feels]: ...
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
someone said it
I like a girl with a vagina.